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A fitness membership that finally delivers the big workout “O” you’ve been dying for…

 

Let’s face it: most workout programs are like a bad BDSM novel for repressed housewives.

You’re sold on the fantasy that you’ll step away looking like the lithe, Lululemon-clad instructor—only to leave totally unsatisfied.

The TOTAL PACKAGE ditches the lame fantasy so you can upgrade the hell out of your workout IRL.

Blending primal movement with science-backed exercise, you’ll be SHOOK when every single one of your cells is screaming Yes-oh-Yes!

WHAT YOU GET…

: Exclusive access to workout videos that are better than porn. No shame if you fast-forward and rewind (and rewind again… and again).

: Challenges that are more daring than 50 Shades of anything.

: A supportive community where you can dish about alllll your temptations & desires (or, like, just cheer that exercise sucks less)

: Access to me in a private facebook group where I'll answer all your burning...fitness questions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No more fitness dry spells.
No more workout hangovers.
No more never-ending spiral of flip-floppy feelings about fitness, à la Tay Swift’s greatest hits.

GIMME THE TOTAL PACKAGE

LAUNCHING FALL 2019! Hop on the waitlist below to be notified when it opens. 

Please note that when joining this list you may also receive related content from me such as free workouts + fitness tips. Also, I collect and use data based on my privacy policy.